Worried about unwelcome guests? We’ve got your back.

A door and a lock should be all you need to keep your property safe, but the worst can happen when someone doesn’t care about the rules. With our “Squatter Buster” service, protecting your vacant home or AirBnB property is a slam dunk. Get some peace of mind with regular daily patrol check-ins on your property.

All-clear, all good

We check out your property, to make sure it’s all buttoned up when no-one’s home. We’ll do an exterior sweep, looking for signs of occupancy, and check for locked doors and windows. If we find anything amiss, you’ll be the first to know.

Got guests coming or a showing booked? Easily reschedule your next patrol with just a few clicks of the mobile app.

Connecting the Professional Security providers in your city, pooling overhead costs into the network, and using high-tech communications to bring security to your neighborhood keeps the service amazing and affordable.

Holding your Hand through the Hard Part

After the Police clear out the intruders, we’ll consult with you to get the service you need to make sure they don’t come back. Whether you want to step up to our overnight patrol service, or something more, we’ll help you find the right level of Security presence to make your property the least inviting option.

The other guys

There are other residential security options, here’s how we stack up.

  • High Satisfaction: We use existing Professional Security partners to handle our client requests, so we can offer first-class quality and reliability.

  • More affordable: Because we bring together customers in a service network, you only pay the cost of your patrols, not the overhead of keeping a full-time Security Guard.

  • No long-term commitments: Your subscription pays for the current month. Cancel anytime and we won’t charge you another dime.

About Me:

Hello friends!

My name’s Christopher Peters, founder and CEO of The Neighborhood Squatch. I’ve been blessed to have a pretty comfortable life. Yet, as Portland struggled over the past few years, I felt a growing anxiety, not knowing if my home and family were safe. I know a lot of my neighbors felt the same way.

I started the Squatch in order to bring first-class Private Security solutions in reach of the average Portland family. When you choose the Squatch, you make a powerful choice, taking back control over your family’s security, independent of the political whims of the moment.

Join me as we bring top-notch security and mysterious forest creatures together into a solution that makes the community safer for everyone.

Together, we will restore this once weird city

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Still curious but not sure what to do next? Reach out for a one-on-one consultation and get your questions answered.