Sleep soundly, knowing we’ve got your back
Your rest is important, which is why The Neighborhood Squatch patrol services deliver first-class, professional security patrols to your home throughout the night, so you have the peace of mind to rest hard.
Nothing helps you sleep soundly like knowing you're protecting your family and property with patrols from The Squatch.
Summon the Squatch
The Neighborhood Squatch is the ultimate solution for community safety. With your subscription, you gain on-demand access* during patrol hours. See something? Hear a noise? Have your Squatch patroller come right away to handle your urgent security needs and restore your peace of mind. It’s like having a mystical beast at your beck and call.
Connecting the Professional Security providers in your city, pooling overhead costs into the network, and using high-tech communications to bring security to your neighborhood keeps the service amazing and affordable.
* Billing rates for on-demand access vary, see subscription plan details for rate options
The other guys
There are other residential security options, here’s how we stack up.
High Satisfaction: We use Professional Security partners to handle our client requests, so we can offer first-class quality and reliability.
More Affordable: Because we bring together customers in a service network, you only pay the cost of your patrols, not the overhead of keeping a full-time Security Guard.
No long-term commitments: Your subscription pays for the current month. Cancel anytime and we won’t charge you another dime.
About Me:
Hello friends!
My name’s Christopher Peters, founder and CEO of The Neighborhood Squatch. I’ve been blessed to have a pretty comfortable life. Yet, as Portland struggled over the past few years, I felt a growing anxiety, not knowing if my home and family were safe. I know a lot of my neighbors felt the same way.
I started the Squatch in order to bring first-class Private Security solutions in reach of the average Portland family. When you choose the Squatch, you make a powerful choice, taking back control over your family’s security, independent of the political whims of the moment.
Join me as we bring top notch security and mysterious forest creatures together into a solution that makes the community safer for everyone.
Together, we will restore this once weird city
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Still curious but not sure what to do next? Reach out for a one-on-one consultation and get your questions answered.